How do I get a dang skunk out of the bedroom without it going off?

I got it cornered and its acting all peaceful and stuff. First this and now Ahmenidijaab and Ghadafi on the TV!How do I get a dang skunk out of the bedroom without it going off?
Lure it with promises of treats. Be nice to it, it won't turn on you, really!How do I get a dang skunk out of the bedroom without it going off?
Some how I think that's meant to be racist or really intellectual morphism but I can't figure it out and I don't care.





In real life if you have a skunk in your home or bedroom, you can get it out by enticeing it to go outside. Yelling or turnign on lights or going angry doesn't work. Try putting food like lettuce and peanut butter (the like that --- see I know what they like) outside in a trail leading away from your home. Start at the point you want them to arrive at, like the woods and work your way back. Be careful as this will have the reverse affect of bringing animals to your place too.





The problem with getting rid of a skunk actively is that the wolves and bears sometimes try to come in using the same trail.
Create a path to the front door and let it wander out on it's own. If you try to coerce it it you will have a stinky mess. Also you could call animal control and they may be able to help you. they will only spray if they feel they are in danger, otherwise they are peaceful animals.
Yep, the treats will work, you may have to stay out of sight. Make sure there are no dogs or cats or people around. I gave one frosted mini-wheats. he liked them. Sure was dry after wards though.





When you screw up...they say tomatoes will kill the smell.
Well, skunks spray as a defense mechanism, so if you can find a way to contain the skunk without scaring it then you can get it out of your room.
were you haveing sex with the skunk





come on you can tell us
Momma dun told me once, that raccoons tried to get on the back porch, well she dun chased them away with the broom.
Call Animal Control.
Use the telescopic sight...
If it turns it's back to ya ... run ... fast.
Bad day huh ??? Just wondering is right , turn on Fox news and it will leave.
Make it your pet, Stinkie
Run up to it and scream... loudly...